I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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