Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
we're so committed to being not committed
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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