Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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