lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
How external is "for external use only"?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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