If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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