they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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