Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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