My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
So squirting runs in the family.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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