I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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