is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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