Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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