So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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