**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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