no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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