you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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