What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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