if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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