Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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