woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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