So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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