Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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