We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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