morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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