When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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