hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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