my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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