Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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