I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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