How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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