maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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