the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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