# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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