I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
They have beer where we have blood.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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