Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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