So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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