it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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