But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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