Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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