Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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