He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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