carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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