I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
