You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
where am i from again
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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