i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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