he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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