so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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