Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Houston, we have a squirter
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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