You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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