i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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