when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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