hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Operation Purity has been aborted
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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